Simon Peter: the earnest blockhead
Mary Magdalene: the unsung apostle
Sadducees & Pharisees: the legalistic bureaucrats
Mary & Martha: the bickering sisters
Syrophoenician Woman: the mama bear
Sheep: the innocent wanderers
Judas Iscariot: the disappointed revolutionary
Pontius Pilate: the troubled politician
Thomas: the zealous fool
Centurion: the roman convert
Paul/Saul: the relentless evangelist
Lydia: the wealthy philanthropist